Monday, April 2, 2007

Deevolution


Why do men jam their hands down their pants and drink beer while watching college players dribble these?
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Granted I would never trade my man in for another, but come on, you are 39 years old and for the last month (as every year) you relive the four years you spent in an ACC school. Get a grip already, take off the t-shirt and come to bed when I request your presence.
-The Holiest

5 comments:

Gadfly said...

It's not always about you

*chuckle*

Omnipotent Poobah said...

I do stick my hand down my pants on occasion - and I sometimes do it in connection with beer - but for basketball?

Puhleeze.

Holy Visile said...

Yeah Gadfly, but I have all the coochie. ;>

Hi OP.

Anonymous said...

My husband never does that - we don't watch TV and he has little interest in sports. However, he does enjoy beer and book reading combination, and appreciates when I don't bother him too much while he's at it. However, we found a compromise - I'd sit on the floor hugging his legs or rest my upper body on the cushion next to him on the sofa as he reads, while wearing little clothes or fetish wear and usually chained or tied by the leash to the leg of the coffee table, whereby he strokes my hair or rests his beer on my back. But I don't suggest that this is the only way to go about man+beer+woman love triangle.

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