Metricized

First, you may think her Holiness does not have time for daily rituals, but wait, I do. Between the kids, work, sex, and the other business, I find time for regular running with my two hounds, Jack and Carter. Both are large Golden Retrievers, and when I say "large" both are over 90 pounds (should I convert this to kg for my non-US readers)? Would ya’ll like me to use the metric system? I am sure hubby would love for me to report his cock size in centimeters, that’ll make it seem huge. This gives me an idea, ahhhh, fuck it, from now on all measurements will be metricized. Except standard knowns, like my A-cups.