Sunday, March 4, 2007

Blissful Mom

10 Things Mom Doesn’t Know
I shave my bits.
I could hear her and my dad.
I do not cook much (she would be ashamed).
I am successful.
I enjoy S&M.
I’ve had threesomes.
I am a survivalist.
I own guns.
I like pornography.
I am blogging.

2 comments:

Speakin' My Mind said...

Welcome to the world of blogging.

Cherrie said...

I think every kid can hear their parents get it on! My kids (who are in their 20s) don't even complain about it any more.